"A blogger believes that if you build it they will come, forgetting that you have to build it in a cornfield."
"It is not a stupid question if it gets a stupid answer."
"Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences."
"Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it."
"Don't know about yours, but my psychoanalyst charges only $25 a session, and he not only gives advice, he cuts hair."
-- Robert Brault