Thoughts on the Light Side

"To live a long and healthy life, invite ardor into your heart, also known as ardoring of the hearteries."


"Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it."


"On the sixth day God created man, an action now under review by the Environmental Protection Agency."


"In nearly all embarrassing situations, a graceful exit is 10% grace and 90% exit."


"People are law abiding. The other day the crossing signal flashed DONT ALK. We all crossed and not one of us alked."


-- Robert Brault