"The difference between science and politics is that science experiments on guinea pigs."
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, also known as a base constituency."
"In fairness, not all politicians leave office richer than when they went in. Some are still in office."
"Politicians follow a simple rule. If there's no proof, deny it. And if proof turns up, deny you denied it."
"Washington D.C. Classified: Unaffiliated Hack Seeks Party."
-- Robert Brault