"A gourmet restaurant is where you can get a 7-course dinner, each course 1/10 of an adequate meal."
"What you learn in your senior years is that happiness exists only in bringing happiness to others -- and golf."
"A commuter tie-up consists of you -- and people who for some reason won't use public transit."
"The road sign that applies most to life itself: EXPECT DELAYS.
"A great photographer can get a sunset to say cheese."
"A photographer is willing to wait as long as it takes for a hyperactive scene to compose itself."
"Life is lived in vignettes but understood in frames."
-- Robert Brault