"Statistics are unclear as to how many marriages have been saved by memories of a lavish wedding."
"Love is the most common cause of marriage, marriage the most common result."
"Failure is the insufficient foresight to have a fuzzy enough goal."
"The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen."
"Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes."
"To use a baseball analogy, seeing your kids safely into their beds at night is a home run, at least 6000 of which are required to get you into the Parenting Hall of Fame."
"As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around."
-- Robert Brault