"You will know that politicians are in full control when justice is no longer admissible in a court of law."
"A politician is always surprised to have his integrity challenged, having never realized that his integrity was even involved."
"Politicans are divided between those who cannot resist temptation and those who no longer require it."
"The difference between embarking on a political career and embarking on a criminal career is the formal announcement."
"Just as reasonable people can disagree, unreasonable people can agree,often forming a political party."
"No political party has a monopoly on truth, in the same way that no lynch mob has a monopoly on justice and no hedgehog a monopoly on table manners."
"The difference between a politician and a pickpocket is that ... but there I go again, splitting hairs."
-- Robert Brault