"It's important to be your own friend, especially on days when you wouldn't care to make your own acquaintance."
"The difference between a friend and a relative is that the friend doesn't assume it's your fault when you have an accident."
"Meanwhile, in the ongoing quest to find myself, I have called off the search and begun a recovery operation."
"Parenthood is the passing of a baton, best timed to when the kid has his hand out for the car keys."
"People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support."
"There are some people you're sure are going to h*ll because, let's face it, it wouldn't be h*ll without them."
"And as per the Equal Asterisks Act, some people are going to h*aven, because it wouldn't be h*aven without them."
-- Robert Brault
5 comments:
The 'Equal Asterisks Act'....I love it! Very funny!
The difference between a child and a mother: When you are a child, nothing is ever your fault. When you are a mother, everything is always your fault!
And I love the first one...I think we all have days like that on occasion!
Thanks for the smiles!
Good Morning, number three hit me this am, seems to fit just right.
Liz,
The other day, my 8-yr-old grandson put a full glass on the arm of a chair. I said, "Make sure that doesn't fall off." Two minutes later, it fell to the floor. First words out of his mouth: "It's not my fault." I should've said, "I know. It's Liz Armbruster's fault."
Marlene,
Are you sure? A recovery operation is where they drag the river. Me, yes but you...?
smiles,
rb
rb,
I will gladly take the blame for any of your grandson's misdeeds.
--Liz
Just made me think that I have found myself and now I have to go back and get the parts I liked and lost along the way.
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