"A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership."
"Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives."
"If you think that no one respects your privacy, start a blog."
"A blog archive is safe storage for such things as old thoughts and atomic secrets."
"A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed."
"There are blogs whose only comment is, "Have you seen Dr. Livingstone? Signed, Stanley."
"A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour."
-- Robert Brault