"Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats."
"A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal."
"A dog is man's best friend; a cat is man's best formal acquaintance."
"If you could breed a dog to a cat, you would have man's best accomplice."
"A cat is a philosophical creature, never seen to cry over spilt milk."
"Human nature: the occurrence of animal instincts in humans."
-- Robert Brault