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TEN WAYS TO ACE YOUR JUDGMENT DAY INTERVIEW


1. Be on time.

2. Tell the Lord you've heard a lot about heaven and like what you hear.

3. Be neat, alert, make direct eye contact.

4. Don't stare at the facial hair.

5. When the Lord speaks, lean forward, look interested.

6. Be familiar with the Lord's background. ("I really liked your Ten Commandments.")

7. Be clear on where you want to be in five years.

8. Be honest about personal flaws. ("I tend to be too forgiving.")

9. Do not hesitate to underscore qualifications. ("I go to church every Easter.")

10. Make it clear that you'll accept the standard benefits package.


-- Robert Brault