"We all play the starring role in our own life story, except for married men, who play the husband."
"Most pessimists would be optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requirement."
"Optimism is to the human spirit what garlic is to the human body -- a cure for just about everything."
"The pessimist observes the optimist and thinks, 'All that happiness for nothing.'"
"Depression: a condition that ends the moment you realize it will."
"As I said to my therapist, if I'm not just a big fat zero, explain the ring around my bathtub."
"They way I look at it, seeing yourself only as a statistic is better than having no self-identity at all."
In the interest of political correctness, I loaded a version of the Bible in my editor and replaced all occurences of the word "man" with "person." So now, would you believe it, theres a verse in Exodus where razor blades rain from the sky. It's Personna from heaven.
-- Robert Brault
2 comments:
Hubby and I just sat and laughed at Personna from heaven. That was great. We also liked the "rise and shine" requirement for optimists. Great job, as always.
Randi,
Glad you found the Personna thing funny. I was afraid I might be showing my age again.
smiles,
rb
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