Billboards Seen Along the Morning Commute
"Three Miles to JERRY'S SMELL-THE-ROSES DRIVE-THRU"
"CONTEMPLATIVE RELIGIOUS RETREATS - Free Internet"
"Attention Working mothers. Turn Your Quality Time Into Cash! "
"Busy execs, Enjoy a Leisurely Vacation in Half the Time!"
"ROAD LESS TRAVELED BY GETAWAYS. Twice-a-day flights from all major hubs."
Religious Best Sellers
The St. Francis of Assisi Guide to TV Ministries
Twelve vows of poverty suitable for TV evangelists. Methods of distributing funds to needy viewers. Includes boilerplate apology for promiscuous personal behavior.
A Coach's New Testament
Ten parables of Christ clarified by football analogies. Actual plays diagrammed. Forward by Pete Carroll.
An evangelical scholar outlines five ways in which God might perfect Himself through fuller acceptance of the teachings of Christ.
When Golf Happens to Good People
Rabbi Kimmelman explains how golf can exist in a world created by a loving God.
"If you spend all your working days being someone else's messenger, blame the messenger."
"Okay, I'm old. How old? Old enough to remember when Sunday drivers weren't going anywhere."
"Never say never, and never, ever, say never ever."
I almost can't bear the look in a dog's eyes that says, "I would gladly be your soulmate if I only had a soul."
"Oh, what I would give to relive my life with a one-minute delay."
~ Robert Brault