"I had this dream where I died and they buried me and my dog got loose and they found my slippers at the foot of my grave."
"A country flourishes sharing the same belief system and disintegrates sharing the same denial system."
"It is every parent's goal to have an average kid who is exceptional in all things."
"People are always trying to attach labels to people with tattoos."
"It's thought that Adam was the first human to make a telescope of his two hands, Eve the first to make a pair of binoculars."
"To raise extra cash, families are more and more into corporate sponsorship of traditional events. Just recently in my neighborhood there's been the American Express Billy Smith Baptism, the Oscar Mayer Goldberg Bar Mitzvah and the Pennzoil Betty and Marv Johnson 50th Wedding Anniversary Celebration."
paranoia: the belief that everyone is out to get you.
neurosis: the belief that everyone is out to give you back.
"Look at it this way. You're not being ignored. You're successfully avoiding the paparazzi."
"Life is made simpler by having a long list of slights that you don't have to take exception to."
"The most difficult thing to represent digitally is suffering."
~ Robert Brault