Here's ten from my mental microwave, each having had a minute or so on HALF-BAKE.
"A people conditioned to believe what is false will believe most firmly what is most demonstrably false."
"An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness."
"One must look hard through history to find when a clear understanding of the truth moved anyone to fire the first shot."
"Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie."
"When you are through proving a truth, let me have the evidence, and I will prove a perfect illusion."
"Without faith there is no truth, for that is all that truth is."
"You wonder if computer-animated figures go to bed each night pondering the meaning of animation."
"We know we are 5000 years into recorded history. We just don't know whether this is the first time through."
"I guess my favorite Japanese film is "Night of the Zombies," where Tokyo is taken over by an army of walking cremation urns."
Just released for the kiddies is a new video chess game that answers the age-old question, "What happens if the checkmated king is armed with an AK47?"
~~ Robert Brault
