"Ah, my wife. If life hands her a lemon, she makes lemonade. And if life hands her a rotten potato, don't drink the lemonade."
"It never fails -- every time I'm asked to name the Seven Wharfs, I forget Dock."
"The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions."
"Sometimes I think I'm slowly losing my mind, but, then, I'm an optimist."
"Thanks to DNA, it is now possible to identify that thing you just found in the vegetable bin of your refrigerator."
It is said that "Genius is the infinite capacity to take pains," nowadays treated as an obsessive compulsive disorder.
"Having dealt with both life and death, I can tell you this about life -- it takes longer to make the arrangements."
"More people believe in God than believe in the devil -- an acknowledgment that mankind cannot make its own heaven."
Today I ran across a quote of mine that was attributed to "Robert Brault, 1938-2009". Come to think of it, I do recall a large family gathering last year.
"The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have."
"A friend is someone who, when you're lost and adrift, shows up to tell you you've been found alive and well."
"I never remember a dream, which is a good thing, because otherwise I'd be wondering which of my memories are memories of dreams."
~~ Robert Brault