Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thoughts Requiring No Comment

At age 72 I have two questions: Can a fetus have a near-birth experience and can it last 72 years?


When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.


There is cause and effect, and then there is government -- cause and opposite effect.


Eternal damnation is damnation relieved by a federal stimulus program.


Success is the ability to keep circumstances from becoming extenuating.


You are the leading expert on what the world looks like through your own two eyes.


To ease my solitude I did once live with a cockatiel, until my solitude took me aside and said, "Either he goes or I do."


We each play the starring role in our own life story, except for a married man, who plays the husband.


If you give a little girl a set of play figures, she will arrange them in such a way that each is necessary in the lives of the others.


I suspect that every little girl, at some point, tries to explain to Ken why he should love Barbie.


As a child, I was a bit slow to figure out where I came from. I remember one day, at kindergarten, little Linda telling me that she came from her mommy's tummy. I thought about that a long time and then said to myself, "Nah, I don't even know Linda's mommy."


~~ Robert Brault
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