"How often we choose the safe path only to discover that it was not one of the choices."
"Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it."
"Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me."
"As an optimist I accept the likelihood that I will someday die, although I've noted that no person now living ever has."
"The human life span is an unresolved issue between God and garlic."
"It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time."
"In assembling the universal jigsaw puzzle, man has yet to find a side piece."
"If you can compose it within a frame, you can understand it."
"Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors."
"There's a book in all of us, which, in most cases, is a good place for it."
"Nobody has a stroke of dumb luck without thinking they can have a stroke of dumber luck."
"There is in most people an unwillingness to stake it all until they've lost it all."
"Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously."
"As to my funeral plans, I've instructed my wife to lay me out smiling so people will know I'm dead."
"I, for one, will deplore the demise of the morning newspaper. For one thing, how will you know you only slept one night?"
"The best laid plans of mice and men do not anticipate a glance across a crowded room."
"If your life were a movie, which Oscar would you most like to win -- best actor or best film?"
~~ Robert Brault