"If you've never experienced the magic of love, what part of abracadabra don't you understand?"
"Love is not a difficult concept. If you can understand living in a parallel universe, you can understand being in love."
"If you could find happiness by abandoning those you love, exactly what would you do with it?"
"Not everything I do each day is out of love or a promise made, but I make it a point to get those out of the way first."
"Can you have a feeling of responsibility toward those you love? I don't think so. It's either a feeling of responsibility or it's love."
"While debating the question, what is love, yield to all desperate desires to make someone happy."
Pardon if I get a bit personal...
"Even though you're 100% sure that the woman you love will be there for you in a moment of need, it's still one of the greatest feelings in life when the moment comes and there she is."
"I love my wife, and I desperately want to make her happy, but she happens to be a woman you want desperately to make happy whether you love her or not."
Some miscellaneous throw-ins...
"If you keep your happiness under lock and key, where do you keep your unhappiness?"
"I have a simple role model. Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine."
"I suppose I could limit my actions to those which yield me personal profit, but why would I wish to limit my actions?"
"My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year."
~~ Robert Brault