"Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once."
"Raising kids is a series of mistakes which it is absolutely critical to perform in the proper order."
"My wife has noted two road habits of mine -- a tendency to belittle the driving skills of truckers and a tendency to follow an 18-wheeler in a dense fog."
"Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories."
"Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves."
"Before you consult someone else, be sure you consult the person who will forever have to live with it."
"I was talking to the devil the other day, and he told me that he seldom leads people astray anymore, finding it easier to just follow along in their footsteps."
"One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings."
~~ Robert Brault