"You cannot challenge a belief that people do not insist be true."
"A lie always has a reason, the reason also a lie."
"Strange as it seems, you are not apt to find your soulmate at a place you hate to go to, doing something you hate to do."
"A requirement of any happy moment is that we be aware it will end and normal life will resume."
"It can be said of Edison that he forced people to come up with a whole new list of material things they thought would make them happy."
"Okay, we know that if you were raised in Hawaii, you were raised in Kenya, but where were you raised if you were raised in Alaska?"
"Meanwhile, word of a major event along the San Andreas fault has reached the 47 contiguous states."
"I am dubious that anything can bring happiness to the world if indoor plumbing could not."
"There is more love at second glance than at first sight."
"To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life."
"If you feel you're missing out on romance, think of all the people who went to the top of The Empire State building today and didn't meet."
I'm at this seance the other day, and Madame So-and-So is telling me that the knocking sound is my dear departed Aunt Trudy. And I'm thinking, "When did Aunt Trudy ever knock?"
"Meanwhile, a couple of hunters sighted the first Crescent Nail-tail Wallaby seen in a hundred years and report that it tasted like chicken."
~~ Robert Brault