"I think all that really happens on Judgment Day is that the Lord thanks you for your service."
"You are never too old to do what you most want to do; you're just too young to know it."
The words of my first confession, "I disobeyed my mother," would suffice for every sin I have committed since.
"No dog is ever fully committed to the proposition that it doesn't bite."
"There is no such thing as the perfect family. Even if you had the perfect spouse and the perfect kids, you'd have the wrong goldfish."
"There is nothing you can accomplish in life that your friends will not attribute to luck and your relatives to the mercy of God."
"If tomorrow the world were perfect, with what aching nostalgia would we look back on these days of possibility."
~~ Robert Brault
