Something a little different this week. A reminder that these items are proprietary. No commercial use without permission.
"In one-quarter mile, stop and ask directions. GPS Lady."
"Supporting the top 1% and loving it."
"This vehicle stops for flashing blue lights."
"Turn signal not a guarantee of future performance."
"If you can read this, you must have been educated abroad."
"Driver of the Month -- August 1946"
"My son is an honor student at Ed's Online University."
"Just ahead. Acme Smell-The-Roses Drive Thru."
"Offer police and fire protection out of your own home. Call for start-up kit."
"This car climbed Death Valley."
"Experimental vehicle. May emit nerve gas."
"Support our servicemen and other government workers."
"Leaving school zone. Resume careless driving."
"Leaving construction zone. Resume speeding.
"Leaving QUIET zone. Resume noise."
"Any closer and you could get through on my E-Z-Pass."
"Didn't mean to wipe your nose. Was trying to wipe my butt."
A Few Bonus Thoughts
"Not until you finally confide in someone do you realize that so much of a private hell is an insistence on privacy."
"One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed."
"I can tell sometimes by the way my dog and my cat look at me that they're planning an intervention."
"While settling for one's share is an admirable trait, it is an unreliable motivator."
"Having a monthly payment taken automatically from your checking account is not only a convenience but, after death, a form of immortality."
"It doesn't pay to try to trick your kids. You don't fool them, and they learn your tricks."
"Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background."
~~ Robert Brault