"In America the debate goes on as to whether an empty glass is half-empty or half-full."
"Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are."
All parties are masquerade parties. Even "Come as you are" is an invitation to come in your usual disguise.
"If you remember it without tears, it wasn't happiness."
"Given Einstein's definition of insanity, I do wonder if the sun rises every morning expecting a different result."
"If you would expose a national delusion, you must do so before it can claim fallen heroes."
"If there were no good or evil, we would still need God in order to have true or false."
"What do we ask of government but that it weigh our needs against the other fellow's wants."
"It would not be so important to have the truth on your side, were it ever neutral."
"That we might occasionally have refuge from moral judgment, God gives us a family."
"There is a paralyzing mental illness characterized by being able to see the lie in every truth and the truth in every lie."
"The difference between red wine drinkers and white wine drinkers is that white wine drinkers talk about art and politics while red wine drinkers talk about red wine."
~~ Robert Brault