"Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do -- send for reinforcements?"
"I know this about myself -- that the most lasting triumphs of my life have been triumphs of acceptance, and the happiest triumph a willing surrender."
"Then, too, if you don't take the Bible literally, you have to wonder why it was written in letters."
"A chance here, a circumstance there, pretty soon you're talking a destiny."
"The only argument against a loving God is our stubborn insistence that He created the planet Earth."
"Someday scientists will know everything -- and wonder why it doesn't explain everything."
"Often, in consoling a child, you try to get to the fact of the matter, only to realize that the matter doesn't have any fact."
"You become more knowledgable as you learn. The great mystery is how you become more ignorant."
"The thing we have in common with the ancients is that they didn't know they were living in biblical times, either."
You think you know someone, and then at their memorial service, a stranger comes in, sits for ten minutes alone, speaks to no one, and quietly leaves."
T-Shirts, Bumper Stickers and Road Signs
"Beginning Ponzi schemes, suitable for ages 2 to 4.
"The Family Ponzi Game -- Send granny to the poorhouse."
"Road fines doubled next 36 miles. Various reasons."
"Mel's honing pigeons. Knives, cutlery sharpened."
"Speed monitored by radar-equipped humming birds."
"MINE BLACK HOLES. Ad paid for by International Papeweight and Doorstop."
"Caution: This car decelerates in the passing lane."
~~ Robert Brault