"There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy."
Sign in a pet store: "It's a special friend who dispels your loneliness and leaves your solitude intact."
"You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you can realize that your life is the miracle."
"There are three dimensions of time, two of which contain happier days."
"What has always put me off about atheism is that atheists don't seem to struggle with it enough."
There is no scientific theory of the universe that sufficiently answers the question: "Who entrusted to me this child?"
"If Mother Nature wanted us to know everything, she would not, at the very peak of our intellectual curiosity, distract us with puberty."
Occasionally ask, "What do I believe that gives me no advantage over anyone?"
"To deny any truth is to begin a chain of denial that must eventually deny every truth there is."
"As an example of my luck, I was once dealt a royal straight flush in a game of Fish."
"Give kids your trust, and they will work ten times harder to keep it than they ever would to earn it."
"I pray to God that He never makes me choose between a community heaven and a private hell."
"We don't know what heaven is like, but based on what most lottery winners do with their winnings, we know what hell is like."
"I wouldn't say I was ever possessed by the devil, but he occasionally rented a room on a Saturday night."
"Occasionally it's good to get your most trusted advisors together on a sunny day to make sure they all cast a shadow."
"If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing."
~~ Robert Brault