"It would be easier to make up with your in-laws if it weren't for the kissing requirement."
"Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids -- two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true."
"A lovers' quarrel is always about every quarrel you ever had."
"The top two reasons for long marriages are love and procrastination."
"One coincidence you note in married life is that there are exactly as many days in the week as there are different dishes to have for supper."
"In marriage, it's either a new reason for the same old argument or a new argument for the same old reason."
"Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon."
"One learns to ignore criticism by first learning to ignore applause."
"Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie."
"One of Murphy's tricks is to get you to act decisively when a situation needs to be left alone."
"A domestic quarrel is never about something you did; it's about something you always do."
"The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one."
~~ Robert Brault