"What you discover about successful people is that they aimed high, and when they failed, they aimed higher."
"Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it."
"Actually, the most irritating thing about retirement is to listen to some chatty old friend drone on and on and realize that he isn't keeping you from a darn thing."
"The reward usually goes to someone who bothered."
The Columbus Principle: If every day you do the same thing expecting a different result, you're insane --unless one day somebody shouts "Land ho!"
"Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny."
"Maybe life is a vacation, and when you die, you go back to whatever you were doing, refreshed."
"It would be great to live your life backwards because, see, each stage would prepare you for the next."
"You wonder if animated figures have a Big Bang theory that tells them there was never actually an Animator."
People keep telling you that "Life goes on" when the question is why.
"Even if we knew for sure how old the Earth is, we wouldn't know how many times it has been this old."
"I suppose when you die, you resume whatever you were doing when you were born, which obviously wasn't something that urgent."
"What is a human being but a marionette pulling his own strings, trying to do watercolor and needlepoint."
"The chief evidence that a society has embraced foolishness is that no one is asking fool questions."
~~ Robert Brault