This week's most favored tweet:
"I do not dispute that God speaks to you, but I am dubious that He speaks to you for the purpose of relaying instructions to me."
"If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses."
"Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool."
Best of the rest:
"It is more difficult to rescue a family than a business, because you must include in the solution everyone who is part of the problem."
"In the end you are more apt to be the person you pretend to be than the person you think is doing the pretending."
And one that I continue to like anyway:
"There is no sense of well-being like having perfect kids, an understanding spouse and a seriously-flawed best friend."
~~ Robert Brault