A Sampling of Recent Tweets

"You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?"


"Maybe you're not the best person you can be, but you have the best shot at it."


"It is an act of kindness to befriend the parents of the person you used to be."


"I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life."


"Life is a continuing attempt to overcome the personal shortcomings our friends like us for."


"A child is a gift that parents give to themselves, forever expecting the child to be grateful."


"As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom."


"If you never eat a ripe banana until you finish the overripe ones, you will spend your life eating overripe bananas."


"How often in politics the choice is between a complete fool and one who is not finished."


"It is an attribute of justice that every human being can appeal to it for an advantage."


"If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders."


"Though we often wonder why God does what He does, we can be sure He does it on better information."


~~ Robert Brault