"Why do I let my emotions get the better of me? For the same reason I let it rain last Tuesday."
"The great thing about the internet is that you get to meet people you would otherwise only meet if you were committed to the same asylum."
"None of us is a perfect friend, but that's no reason to be a perfect stranger."
"Love is a thousand small attentions, none of them paid to anything you have to say."
"It's always good to admit when you've failed, by way of establishing who gets to decide."
"Love is blind, but it isn't deaf. It can turn plainness into beauty, but it can't turn snoring into a good night's sleep."
"As I look for the positives in life, I find that it helps to count double negatives."
"It is always those who have already won the game who decide that it ought to have rules."
"Cute is a passing stage on the way to annoying."
To say, "I'm going to hate myself for this..." assumes that you ever know why you hate yourself.
"Never mind proving your detractors wrong. What do you care about your detractors. Strive always to prove your friends right."
"Nothing changes you for the better like mistaking a really cool person for your soulmate."
"I think the reason people in wedding photos are always smiling is that it's based on the information available at the time."
"I didn't ask to be born. Ma insisted. I resisted. Push came to shove."
~~ Robert Brault