"Eventually you realize that the reason God didn't always answer your prayers is that He was answering your mom's prayers."
A close second and third
"May it be said of you that you relished the dance of life, and at its end, went out applauding the band."
"If you can wear the hard times of your life as furrows on your brow, you can wear the good times as a twinkle in your eye."
Best of the rest
"Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place."
"It's hard to exchange thoughts with someone who just wants to show you their brain tattoos."
"All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information."
"We gain no easier advantage than by relentlessly pursuing our goal while others pursue an advantage."
"Rather than awaken to an array of choices, I would rather awaken to a clear duty born of the choice I have made."
"There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries."
"I don't understand what it is to crave recognition. I like recognition. I crave chocolate."
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be."
"We can reshape our past to account for who we are, or we can explore our past to discover who we are."
"'Every day I go into the world to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in."
~~ Robert Brault